Our advertising to extraterrestrials worked so well, they’re coming to try MoonPies. We don’t know exactly where they’ll land, but they said it will be along the path of totality of the last total solar eclipse over North America until 2044.
Those falling under the totality have the chance to be one of the lucky few to witness contact. And whoever – or whatever – comes will be expecting MoonPies.
Welcome to Earth!
MoonPie boasts about making first contact. MoonPie hosts E.T. welcome events in major cities across the range of totality (and different media regions😉) — teasing the first human and alien contact.
But the event at Indianapolis is special….
At a huge MoonPie eclipse event, the MoonPie mascot plans to make contact while holding a welcome to Earth sign. Folks watch on big screens at other MoonPie events across the country.
The eclipse passes over. The mascot jumps in excitement. The crowd gasps in awe. All lights go dark…
An explosion.
The MoonPie mascot is vaporized in front of the crowd and cameras. Fudge splashes everywhere. The crowd screams in terror. Cut to “technical difficulties” screen.
